If Nintendo were smart, they would print up a bajillion Luigi shirts and sell them in the US. You know, totally coincidental and shit. Crazy how that happens.

Luigi did have that entire parallel adventure in paper mario: the thousand-year door.

I was pretty stoked about this post for about 10 seconds. Then I remembered that there is currently some pretty big news involving someone named Luigi. For context, my username has nothing to do with weed.

The “L” stands for Winner

Luigi is a pretty cool guy, [redacted] and doesn’t afraid of anything.

I hope we have a Nationally recognized Luigi Day sometime in the hopefully near future.

This as a tattoo wrapped with “Deny, Defend, Depose”

“Children of Sanchez” starts playing

Take Aerosmith’s Janie’s Got A Gun and replace the name with “Luigi”. It sorta works, too.