snpzrik@midwest.social to linuxmemes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 14 hours agoWhat distro did you say you use?midwest.socialimagemessage-square64fedilinkarrow-up1250arrow-down112
arrow-up1238arrow-down1imageWhat distro did you say you use?midwest.socialsnpzrik@midwest.social to linuxmemes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 14 hours agomessage-square64fedilink
minus-squareTheDemonBuer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up65arrow-down1·14 hours agoPfft, Linux users don’t date. We’re all virginal, paranoid shut-ins.
minus-squaresuperkret@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 hours agoI don’t date because women are proprietary. You can share them with the community, but you can’t modify and use them in any way you like.
minus-squarejosefo@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkarrow-up30·9 hours agoThe trick is securing a marriage before using Linux, if try the other way around it doesn’t work.
minus-squareMs. ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·9 hours agoShortly after getting my steam deck and seriously learning Linux past tiny personal servers, I got divorced
minus-squarez3rOR0ne@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up12·edit-29 hours agoI don’t know. I’m pretty sure one of the many ways you can end a marriage is installing Gentoo and saying “I’m just gonna go and compile my kernel.” to your significant other, then go to your computer and just never be heard from again.
minus-squaremorrowind@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 hours agoAnd this meme here is showing one of the reasons why
minus-squaresouthsamurai@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down1·9 hours agoYeah, ikr? My wife won’t even bang me, and I’m fairly sure it’s part of a global conspiracy to make my balls explode
minus-squaresuperkret@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 hours agosudo touch wife southsamurai isn’t in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.
minus-squareTimeSquirrel@kbin.melroy.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up17·13 hours agoThat’s what Anthrocon is for. Once a year is enough.
minus-squarepixelscript@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 hours agoAnd if that isn’t enough, I know a few good dakimakura shops.
Pfft, Linux users don’t date. We’re all virginal, paranoid shut-ins.
I don’t date because women are proprietary.
You can share them with the community, but you can’t modify and use them in any way you like.
The trick is securing a marriage before using Linux, if try the other way around it doesn’t work.
Shortly after getting my steam deck and seriously learning Linux past tiny personal servers, I got divorced
I don’t know. I’m pretty sure one of the many ways you can end a marriage is installing Gentoo and saying “I’m just gonna go and compile my kernel.” to your significant other, then go to your computer and just never be heard from again.
nah man they’re into that
And this meme here is showing one of the reasons why
Yeah, ikr? My wife won’t even bang me, and I’m fairly sure it’s part of a global conspiracy to make my balls explode
sudo touch wifesouthsamurai isn’t in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.
That’s what Anthrocon is for. Once a year is enough.
And if that isn’t enough, I know a few good dakimakura shops.