An old farmer was hauling a load of manure when he was stopped by a highway patrol officer who says, “You were speeding and I’m going to give you a ticket.”
“Yep” says the farmer as he watches the officer shoo away a bunch of flies.
“These flies are terrible,” the officer complains.
“Yep,” says the farmer. “Them are circle flies.”
“What’s a circle fly?” asks the officer.
“Flies that circle a horse’s ass,” says the farmer. “Them are circle flies.”
“You wouldn’t be calling me a horse’s ass, would you?” the officer asks.
“Nope… I would never do that” the farmer says. “I have too much respect for policemen to even think about calling you a horse’s ass.”
The officer says, "Well that’s a good thing,” and goes back to writing the ticket.
After a long pause, the farmer says, “Hard to fool them flies though.”
Poor farmer got shot thereafter & the policeman was given qualified immunity.