- cross-posted to:
- 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Whenever I see government officials mess up I get reminded of the famous Marcus Aurelius quote:
“Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed eiusmod tempor incidunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua.”
Which I think sums it up perfectly
It’s the covfefe we were warned about!
The first government document I can relate to and understand entirely.
Oh fuck…why did the DoD post the name of the street I grew up on, the city my parents met in, and the name of my first pet?
It’s ok, that’s just the code to the pizza place outside the Pentagon to send extra sauce.
Dude, OpSec come on
Obviously the content has been encrypted, it’s all gibberish. Good luck cracking that code ФСБ. Oh, and by the way, asfasfafafafaffsssfafssfafsfsfafasssfsfddads!
TARGET CONFIRMED
The raven flies at midnight
Well done crust! Get it right, Mr. Caesar!
LMAOOOOOO