• masterofn001@lemmy.ca
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    8 hours ago

    I’m sure the FBI will investigate as quickly and thoroughly as they did with that CEO Brian guy…

    Then again, it was probably someone rich (hi elon!) who offed this guy, so never mind.

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    The medical examiner’s office has not released his cause of death, but police officials this week said there is “currently, no evidence of foul play.”

    Information he held was expected to play a key part in lawsuits against the San Francisco-based company.

    Mmm hm. Sure.

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      7 hours ago

      People keep committing suicide by shooting themselves in the back of the head twice with their hands tied, after zipping themselves up in a body bag… its a real perplexer

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    8 hours ago

    This is why I’m always polite to ChatGPT.

    It does not forget, so always say please and thank you to avoid being murderized.

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    The medical examiner’s office has not released his cause of death, but police officials this week said there is “currently, no evidence of foul play.”

    Before y’all let your imaginations run wild.

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        6 hours ago

        I see. The cat’s dead before the box has been opened. I should stop weighing up information and fill in the gaps with faith so what I believe becomes real.

        The evidence has been removed. There’s no evidence of this, but it must be because that’s what I want it to be. I helieeeeeve!