On Friday, New York Police Commissioner Jessica Tisch told media that authorities now believe the suspect accused of shooting and killing UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson is no longer in New York City, and promptly fled on a bus after the murder.
Good. I hope he’s since gotten on a plane and is chilling on a beach in a non-extradition country right now.
The Adjuster. True American Hero.
He’s probably sailing so his carbon footprint stays low.
Sailing would keep his emissions low but a sailboat has a giant footprint
Unless he made the sailboat himself out of recycled materials!
Shipwrights hate this one neat trick!
Man what a responsible individual. E-bike rentals, mass transit, killing parasitic CEO’s, this guy seems to be fairly eco-friendly.
He didn’t compost the body though. 😔
He can’t do everything. We all must pitch in to help eat the elephant.
What would happen if we all went tinkle on his grave? Would that help composting?
Not really, I don’t think urine is a very microbe friendly environment.
That’s a misconception. Typical healthy urine has microbe flora, most of which are helpful.
Are you also not supposed to urinate on jellyfish stings then?
Well you can if you want. It just won’t help the sting.
Then why am I washing my hands after I go pee?
Because you touched your wee wee
