Mine‘s getting so accustomed to cold showers that I a) absolutely do not mind cold water for swimming etc. anymore and b) could not enjoy warm or hot showers anymore. They just weren’t nice at all.
I can cook minute rice in 56 seconds. I try to only use my powers for good.
I’m the leading goal scorer on my 40+ adult hockey league.
Congratulations on your two goals!
Per game, bender.
I can lick my elbow.
No way
I can drive 18 hours at a time only stopping for fuel and something to eat while driving.
My personal record is 22 hours.
Look at my profile and check my comment count. 😎
Think that’s high? Check out @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world.
No one can compete with my patheticness.
Sometimes, my sneezes smell like buttercups.
Sometimes I’ll sneeze, and people will ask who is wearing perfume, or comment that someone’s clothes smell like they were fresh out of the wash. What’s actually happening is they’re breathing my spores, and they love it.
Holy shit bro that could be a sign of diabetes. See a doctor
I can give up almost anything save for breathing, eating, and my dogs.
Save them for lunch later, smort
I was Time Person of the Year in 2006.
I love this dog and always forget where he comes from
From a mother dog and father dog who loved each other very much.
That’s wholesomest thing ever read in Lemmy
