LambdaRX@sh.itjust.works to Today I Learned@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agoTIL Santa isn't realsimple.wikipedia.orgexternal-linkmessage-square8fedilinkarrow-up115arrow-down133
arrow-up1-18arrow-down1external-linkTIL Santa isn't realsimple.wikipedia.orgLambdaRX@sh.itjust.works to Today I Learned@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square8fedilink
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·edit-24 days agoSanta is real. He just hates poor people because he’s 3 capitalists in a trenchcoat. Which isn’t even that much of a disguise considering he uses slave labor to make all his toys.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·4 days agoYeah, but it’s the Disney Song of the South type of slave labor where they’re jolly, happy slaves who sing the day away. (Or else.)
Santa is real. He just hates poor people because he’s 3 capitalists in a trenchcoat. Which isn’t even that much of a disguise considering he uses slave labor to make all his toys.
Yeah, but it’s the Disney Song of the South type of slave labor where they’re jolly, happy slaves who sing the day away. (Or else.)