My gimmick is that it depends. On five days out of the week, some Basic meds, electronics, an Uncommon wireless headset, a Rare hat, but most importantly, a Legendary key card to a bank operations center. On one of those days in particular, it gets even better. Not only do I have the key card, but I also drop an Exotic Red Dragon walking stick, +1 Leather Bracers, 1-3 random Rare or better magic pendants, and an Exotic His and Hers Dungeon Divers Duffle containing 5 random sets of Uncommon or better polyhedral dice, 3 Books of Gaming, and 2 Player’s Notebooks.
Writing this post has made me feel rich and well equipped, even though I’m barely over minimum wage. Thank you, I guess, for helping appreciate what I have that much more.
Anxiety, and some cupcakes
- 3 copper
- 1 Linen Cloth
- 1 Crucial BX500
Truly worthless items
A trove of memes that distracts my killer from future quests
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Cigarettes (12)
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BIC lighter (62% filled)
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Wallet (empty)
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Keys (unknown)
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T-shirt (dirty)
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Jeans (condition low)
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Shoes (uncomfortable)
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Scrap of Paper with writing (quest item; bind on pickup. The weight is bugged so instead of being 0.02lbs it’s actually 200lbs)
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Three 9mm rounds
I read this as a zomboid inventory
Then you are right at home inside my head, because that’s what I was thinking of when I posted it (with a bit of Elder Scrolls for the bugged quest item) 😃
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Random electronics components, tools, or sex toys.
Those are all the same item though. Unless you have more than one…
I have too many of each of those things, with more on the way. Literally, in the mail right now.
In the ultimate synthesis of things, I’m currently working on building a new bed frame/headboard. I’m building one that has flip down cushions at the headboard with storage behind them, and a shelf (or two) up top. It’ll have integrated sensors/buttons and lights for reading, viewing inside the storage area and adding mood lighting to the room. It’ll have a lot of available power inside the storage area, so we can keep our sex toys stored and charged there, and not in the bathroom where we have to wonder if we’ve hidden things appropriately before we have company, in totes (where they get forgotten) or like, on our bedside, where they wind up with dust or stolen by a pet that thinks it’s a chew toy. Oh, and it’ll have hard points, obviously.
Please don’t mug me.
Phone | 1 | Legendary | $750 Leatherman Surge | 1 | Epic | $200 Flipper Zero | 1 | Rare | $150 Lock Picks | 1 set | Uncommon | $15 Mini Multimeter | 1 | Uncommon | $15 Random Tools | 1-3 | Common | $10 Mini Mouse and Keyboard | 1 set | Common | $10 Cash | - | Common | $33-$83 Cable | 1-5 | Junk | $5 Random OS Installer | 1-3 | Junk | $5 Keys | 1 stack | Junk | $0Is a phone really legendary if every person you kill drops one? 🤔
It’s legendary to me. Don’t rarity shame my loot table.
A cloud of depression.
Don’t loot it, it aint worth it.
a second, smaller me - and their loot is an even smaller me
“I’m filled with tinier men!”
Drift skates and a crow whistle.
