All drugs would be legal if we were free.
Don’t end it Anon, you just struck it rich my dude. The police tear apart your parents home looking for a nonexistent meth lab run by a nonexistent student and a photo as evidence which is a top search result?
The police union basically just handed your family 10 Million Dollars after a brief lawsuit against the city.
Man, that might happen for a high profile family/person. For average people in many places in the US, they’ll be lucky if the police even pay out to cover damages to property, nevermind anything else.
Edit: and yes, I know this is just a green text and not a real story.
They’ll be lucky if the police don’t kill them in the raid.
Very easy to tell whether they will get killed during the raid, simply follow the Standard Police Academy Appropriate Force chart:
“Hmm yes let me talk about a very illegal schedule I on an app that has access to my exact device location 24/7”
Most intelligent greentexter
This is why I first spoof my location to your house.
Might as well spoof it to the police station.
Desoxyn is schedule II though. Still shouldn’t talk about manufacturing schedule II drugs illegally.
To be fair. Joking about committing a crime is not illegal.
Pretty sure it doesn’t have to be illegal for the cops to turn your life inside out.
Absolutely, but i would call that the problematic behavior rather than the student committing a edgy joke.
I mean, it seems like reasonable enough suspicion for a search warrant.
A wellfare check by a social worker maybe. Can be at school if they fear the home to be dangerous.
Combined with some extra patrol in the street because they HAVE to take things seriously.
The potential damage such a raid can do (shoot your pet, ptsd) cannot be worth such reckless behavior.
On a side note, i actually expect this post is fake.
Yeah, it’s a green text of course it’s fake.
I really thought anon had a plan here
I mean having a lot of rock will get you laid, but not with tinder hotties
Yeah, everyone wants some drugs. The girls, the police, …
“The pd reportedly found 39 lbs of drugs at the premises, which took several trips to transport as the 35 lbs were found to be very volitile. So volitile, in fact, that by the time it had reached the locker, the 20lbs had decayed into 5lbs through natural breakdown. The department is looking to press charges for the 1lb they found, but it is unlikely that the defendants will see any prison time as a gram is not normally considered a serious crime.”
No one talks about the half-life of drugs, shame
