This as a tattoo wrapped with “Deny, Defend, Depose”

You could put one of those candle holders inside you if you’re so inclined.

I’m too American for this headline, I assumed “UP” meant Upper Peninsula Michigan, not Uttar Pradesh.

Honestly? The forever nap; I already tried once this year and shit hasn’t been looking up since then.

Dick’s in Washington state

I don’t think assisted suicide is dystopian, I think it’s incredibly progressive and I wish it was more widely available. We give our pets more dignity in death than our loved ones and it sucks. The fact that we’ll keep a corpse animated for years just because we can’t let go is pretty fucking dystopian though.