Tennessee can keep their Whiskey. Kentucky has got us covered.

I kind of miss nosleep.

Or FourHundredSeventyReverse if you’re crazy

Also, mice used to be a novel way to interact with a computer that nobody was comfortable with.

There aren’t a lot of people left who are comfortable in a pure keyboard environment. Much less the flip switches on early PDPs.

Computer interfaces change. Being uncomfortable using an interface that’s new to you is indicative of nothing.

Both of these read like the author is simultaneously looking down on both groups of developers in disgust and trying to represent them as some kind of idealized stereotype of a specific group of developers.

Was Weird Al on Breaking Bad?