If he didn’t want to get caught, he would have gotten rid of the gun.

This is the way. It may take a few tries to find something that works on this particular machine. But that’s the beauty of Linux. You can try before you don’t buy.

I sure hope they only use organic babies!

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If your “personal beliefs” entail persecuting others for their ethnic origin, sexual orientation or gender identity, you can fuck right off. Otherwise you won’t have any trouble fitting in here.

Nah. Their masters wouldn’t like that.

Dear God of Tits and Wine: please give Intel lots of tits and wine! Amen.

I don’t even want to imagine hitting a pothole at 45 mph in that thing.

No explanation needed. What is asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence.

People like him sometimes make me wish religion were true and there was a hell for fuckers like him.

It wasn’t always like that. The real shitshow only started when Huffman took over.

Won’t anybody think of the poor shareholders?

But he’s going to switch parties, obviously.

What a chonky boi.

Congress members aren’t (for the most part) oligarchs, even if they own a couple of millions. But they very obviously work for the oligarchy rather than the electorate.

It all started when the restaurant wouldn’t comp her meal even though the fries were cold

The very tame attempts at more stringent anti-trust enforcement by the Biden administration already triggered them to no end.

I definitely won’t.

If all you have to choose from is shit, you’ll always end up with a shit sandwich.

Luckily I was reading this while sitting on the toilet.