Floor spiders say thanks!

Say what you will, but the genie never misses ab day.

Private jets are a whole other thing. It’s the small planes that still burn leaded gas.

From Google: Most aircraft that use leaded fuel are piston-engine aircraft, which are typically small planes that carry 2-10 passengers. They were designed 80 years ago and need leaded fuel to run reliably.

Still used in aviation. Small planes are spewing more lead than a Thompson.

Florida’s about to become Ceaușescu’s Romania.

Sad for the children, but the adults should throw themselves off a pier.

http://amp.theguardian.com/news/2014/dec/10/-sp-ceausescus-children?espv=1

Dart players know this

I would prefer the USPS bring back basic banking at their branches.

If they’re going to add anything, add Internet as a Service, since it’s an essential utility for modern living.

But I always drink plenty of…malk?

*now with vitamin R

Jesus would call his Dad for some Old Testament action

With a Buick

“That’s just three jockeys in a trenchcoat!”

If Eric Adams is speaking, he’s lying

The Incredibles came out twenty years ago?

lol, ok.

Despite your unfounded assumption, I’m old enough to know what it was like living pre-internet. Information was there, for those who chose to seek it out. Boomers, on the other hand, are the living definition of Dunning-Kruger. So no, they don’t get a pass. They chose to remain ignorant and uneducated, and when they gained any advantage, they made sure that those who came afterward would NOT. That’s not just a lack of awareness, it’s mean-spirited and selfish. Which fits “Generation Me,” to a T.

Boomers have categorically chosen apathy in favor of their own self interests since 1970. By the late 90s, they were a wrecking ball.

This is why 20 years ago we had CDs and ripped them to hard drives. Streaming is a sham when you pay continually for access.

They’ve got a $24.6 Billion endowment; the tuition costs are negligible. This is basically a marketing ploy.