Cappy’s Courage

In the wetlands of Capyville, Cappy the capybara was known for her kindness and bravery. But there was one secret she’d never shared: she liked other girl capybaras.

At the Wetland Festival, her best friend Rosa noticed Cappy was quiet. “What’s on your mind?” Rosa asked.

Cappy took a deep breath. “I like you, Rosa. Not just as a friend. In a special way.”

Rosa’s eyes widened, then softened. “Cappy, I like you too! I was just too shy to say it first.”

They decided to share their feelings with their friends, who were surprised at first but quickly cheered for the happy pair.

From that day on, Capyville became an even brighter place, where love was celebrated in all its forms.

The End

Awesome. Can we get a new Bushido Blade, while we’re at it?

The Fable of the Dragon-Tyrant

Looks about right to me!

Not a lamp, but I developed cold urticaria in my 30s; my skin gets rashy if it’s exposed to cold air. I get really bad hives if I’m in cold water, and I need to wear full ankle-to-wrist pajamas or else I get itchy while I’m trying to sleep, just from the cold of the sheets. I’m seriously considering adding an electric heating pad to my bedtime routine.

Can anyone tell me what this

is, because it looks like it could be a phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range.

I passed a Lamborghini SUV on the road the other day. I checked and it retails for about $250,000. Motherfucker really dropped a quarter of a million dollars for a RAV4-looking vehicle to haul the kids to soccer in.

EDIT: Lamborghini Urus

What does “size” mean in the context of a black hole? Is that the size of their event horizons?

<Stares blankly into the middle distance for thirty seconds in Mitch McConnell>

Even if the eyes weren’t all submerged:

They’re probably in league with those no-good lemon stealing whores!

I worked on this story for a year…

I think I saw someone do an intensive breakdown of this scene where they estimated the density of the logs, calculated their velocity by counting the number of frames it took them to collide with the walker, then calculated the crush resistance of the walker’s frame by measuring how much it deformed in response to the amount of energy the logs put into it.

IIRC, the AT-ST walker has a frame approximately as durable as a family minivan. So… not like terrible… assuming you weren’t taking your walker anywhere more dangerous than soccer practice, but not very impressive for military hardware.