No, the flies know what they’re doing.

A ‘sorry ass SOB.’

they sell disposable psychics at Walmart now?

Oh that makes more sense. But they should wrap the bananas individually so they don’t brown as quick

Edit: wait, if someone with a disability can’t peel a banana, how will they open this package?

What if that really is her last name lol?

‘Caution: Hot’ on coffee.

They would go bad instantly. I would assume these would be only suitable for banana bread. Reminds me of prechopped veggies that are way overpriced.

‘Only 4 inches’ for being called ‘largest’ lol. I am still jealous of the barnacle.

I tell people I can wiggle my nose and they laugh after I just use my fingers to wiggle it.

Maybe this, but the Proverbs explanation is more convincing. Also, I agree he might just be a Breloom fan.

‘When compared to its size’ is important because the length is only 4 inches.

So much for pulling rank

What happens when one of them doesn’t like their commanding officer? Do they ask demand to speak to a supervisor?

Meat kebabs from the DR, here in the US.

I am not OP, I didn’t post this. Beyonce is married to Jay Z.

Jay-Z was recently accused of rape.

When this first came out, I was like: then, you don’t know me that well.

Oh that reminds me of something funny my old psychiatrist told me: when people complain that everybody hates them, he responds: how can that be true? You haven’t even met everyone yet!

On most platforms you can type ’ pray’ and it will give this one: 🙏 for high five: ✋.

“If it is too hard to cope with failure, how can you ever be able to handle success?” -Unknown.