Rare steak great. Rare burgers is an off putting vision. I find most BBQ sauce way too sugary but don’t mind a nice glaze of it if it’s a really good sauce. What you are describing sounds almost like a BBQ sauce soup or stew. It’s like a crockpot of ketchup - blech! Not going to argue over taste, to each their own, but man, my stomach literally turns thinking about this. I think this would be a very polarizing dish.
And when you get really fed up with this bullshit and look for a way out, there aren’t a lot of great options that medical training allows for but still pays med school debts. Guess what one of the few options is? Working for an insurance company and helping them deny claims. Fuuuuhhcck