Jolteon

Hey, as an American I’d totally order that.

Why does everybody think that so many people will just straight up murder everybody who doesn’t share their politics?

To be fair, the same deck advertises it as a computer that you can play games on.

Yes, but it’s great for your emergency backup copy of media.

Tape makes an excellent, dirt cheap, large scale backup solution. You can get a 30 TB tape for 45 bucks.