Well, no wonder they crashed the plane.

But still prepared for every eventuality!

Apropos nothing in particular, is it a mark of a villain to keep several just-in-case primates in your spare bedroom? You really don’t know when you might need some. I don’t feel villainous.

It looks like Uncle Sam was holding a lump of coal. That fits.

Did he really have to cut it, though? The barrel is already sticking out the other side.