Ok, but what if I think about 40-60% are assholes, 30% are dumbasses, 90% of people come off ass dumbasses because they don’t think things through, 80% of people are disgusting, 30% of people have a good heart, 10% of people are too trusting, 60% of people have depression, 85% of women have prior experiences being on the recieving end of unwanted sexual advances by force, 80% of guys follow sports because they have no other way to communicate with other guys, 7% of people are color blind, and 100% of people think I’m the greatest human being who’s ever existed?

Heart attacks are still on the table. I mean dude DOES work at mcdonalds…unless the media LIED to me!

Oldest president in history, assuming he serves all 4 years. What’s your definition of “early”?

Now JFK? That guy knew how to hit the grave early!

I mean…I don’t think trump is going to shoot himself before 1945…

What most people don’t know about Voldemort? Pretty good at karaoke. Not great, but surprisingly better than you thought.

Nintendo got it wrong. 2014 wasn’t year of Luigi. 2024 is!

I have never understood how we could come over to America, a land full of natural beauty, lush forests, majestic mountains, amazing waterfalls…and we decided that what would look WAAAAAAY better, is paved parking lots. Strip malls, walmarts, highways, and a trail of litter down Mt Everest. We’ve made Niagra Falls into a tourist trap, and sell corn dogs on the side of the road, so you can enjoy while your get misted by one of natures most amazing naturally formed wonders.

Then, after spending all that money to pave the forests and build our disposable society, we refuse to even take care of what we built. So in addition to be covered in litter, the pavement is also paved and full of potholes that never get filled because of (blame the political party you don’t like).

I once tried telling my friend to just stop for a second and think about it. We were standing in a parking lot, outside his apartment building. It was on top of a hill, that overlooked Lake Erie. It was a calm summer day. The wind had a gentile breeze. The shores were blue. There were wind surfers in the distance. The whole scene caught my eye. So I said “Wait…look.”

And my friend is looking, like he’s searching for something out of place. He’s looking for the purpose. And says “I don’t see it…” and I said “Yes you do. You’re just not taking it in. Just take in the whole experience, and let’s live, in the moment. Like viewing an art disllay, but in person. Life will pass you by if you can’t appriciate the little things.”

He got mad and said “C’mon Farris Bueller, let’s go.”

He didn’t get it. A lot of people don’t get it. Sometimes you gotta just look at a lake.

What’s this skull and cross bones flag doing here??? Oh, right. It’s mine. I fly it often…

I don’t even use tiktok, and now I want to see some 7 year old doing a fortnight dance, followed by his 140 year old grandpa doing the charleston.

Where my Mangionists at?

Literally everywhere. It’s like the first line from the Full House theme song.

Everywhere you look…

…so did his crush punch him in the eye? What’s going on here?

Here’s my thing. I said months ago that these services aren’t the problem. It’s the people on them.

You don’t want those people to go to threads. Would you rather they came here? I find these types of comments don’t think it through. You don’t want them on threads. You don’t want them on X. I’m going to assume you don’t want to kill these people, so they’re going to exist SOMEWHERE.

So where do you want the boomers, the racists, and the intolerant people to go?

I spent age 16-25 a constant pothead. I mean, some weeks I’d just never be sober. My friend said that I sat up in bed, opened the drawer, pulled out a baggie, packed a bowl, smoked 2 hits, and then layed back down. All without waking up, or stop snoring.

I have never once done any other drug. I’m 42 now, and haven’t smoked weed in about 10 years.

I know others with similar stories. Weed does not lead to other drugs. Your choices do.

I place no credibility in time’s person of the year. Hitler was times person of the year once.

Hell, I was time magazine’s person of the year in 2006! I worked at Wendys that year…I didn’t do nothin!

It IS something bad to be. THAT’S the insult. For people who are actually mentally retarded, you don’t look down on them. You pity them. The same way you would say that someone who is destroying something is a cancer to that thing. So you might say that trump is a cancer. You don’t hear people saying “oh, thats offensive to people with cancer!”

Because it’s not about the people with cancer. It’s about the person you’re insulting. Having cancer IS a bad thing. Being mentally retarded IS a bad thing. But it’s not something you’re looking down on others for saying.

I don’t care to read any article with THAT headline! Even with the paywall removed. I appriciate your efforts to fuck over the concept of paywalls, but this is one article I won’t care to read.

Fuck you, NYT!

Ok…now make a FOSS myspace. I hearn of SpaceHey, but apperently that’s not open source, and there’s no guarentee that it’s not one massive spying operation.

Hammer don’t hurt em!!!

I don’t like Star Trek, I don’t understand Linux, and I don’t even know what you mean by “beans”. Unless you mean the actual food…but that doesn’t answer any questions.