Don’t forget to take the kids to your sisters.

Nature giving women higher color perceptiveness then men but also chronic indecisiveness is a cosmic joke.

Is it safe to have dyed soft plastic have skin contact for prolonged periods of time? I’d check the rating of the plastic, wouldn’t want chemical dye or softener to leach into my skin.

Back in the day most media was designed around commercial interruptions. Watch some old cartoons on Netflix, they often have “fade to black” moments after which the last 10 seconds are repeated. Nowadays commercials are algorithmically inserted into content to maximize viewership, meaning that more often then not a YouTube commercial will play right before the most important bit of the video.

The peen goes into the vegeen.

I wish I had $10 to invest at the end of the month.

You boil water in a pot if you want to drink a cup off tea late at night and don’t want the loud kettle to wake up the whole house.

The only objectively correct opinion.

sleeping forever :)

Women are definitely a different species.