They just aren’t nearly as popular due to lack of marketing but they definitely exist. The biggest limiter is the “full fledged” part since most of the better pure indie films end up getting a studio as a distributor and then they end up not actually full fledged.

The indie scene for movies is genuinely great. I’m not entirely sure what you mean by any of this.

6 months for the filter and 6 months to buy a suit

It’s a malaphor :D not a portmanteau!

I love malaphors so much and they make me smile

If you removed the completed ones from his todo list… Wouldn’t #2 become #1? And then #4 would be #2 and #6 -> #3 and so on.

He could easily complete the whole list this way.

Wtf

The strap you can move around on the croc is commonly called the “adventure strap”. The title was referencing that.