This is the last thing cats hear before they start opening the doors in your house.

I bet if he can jump up to the roof he can just skip the whole level.

Ahh the ol Schrodinger’s Congressperson

in nineteen-eighty

Immediately thought I was getting shittymorphed

You’re conflating “at will employment” with “right to work” laws.

Damn Martha and John catching some strays here. Guys, they’re his parents too.