NoIWontPickAName

Shit! I’m glad I live in America now, I love Oreos so much that I don’t buy them that often

Your kids guess the number to the safe is an easy one.

It shouldn’t be loaded in the safe, but it’s not hard to load a gun

Because accidents happen?

Yes

See the trick is you only piss on half of them

At what point is water water though?

I think the individual molecule is still a water molecule.

We have reached an impasse it seems, pistols at dawn?

Water isn’t wet though

I once had a Super Nintendo game involving a phoenix that I actually spent money in a pay phone calling Nintendo power over.

Still don’t know the name of that game and I’ve been trying to figure it out for 20 years.

At one point I thought it was guiding light