Sorry, the metrics which with we use to evaluate what constitutes as “free speech” is a trade secret

And you should be grateful for the opportunity to pay for health insurance!

The enshittification continues. I remember when Stanley made some good drinkware that working people swore by. Now I wouldn’t pay half the ridiculous price they’re charging for the “super exclusive collaboration with some random celebrity no one cares about” (made in china) cups.

“She’s been in this world long enough that she certainly should know better that you can’t make threats like that in the current environment that we live in and think that we’re not going to follow up and put you in jail,” said Lakeland Police Chief Sam Taylor.

Land of the free (as long as you don’t say the three No-No words), home of the brave (we will arrest the brave).

Mullvad is like $5/month? Then spend the other $78 on storage

If you’re still using Facebook, Instagram, WhatsApp, or anything else Meta owns, you’re part of the problem

Newsflash asshole, they’re all imperialist. Some just more successful than others

You fool, that was the Plastic Ticket. Due to inflation, some franchises may not have the Golden ones. You could’ve redeemed that for a free tour of Jared Fogle’s house

Found “evidence” that Luigi is a pedophile?

Seems to be their M.O. After already putting him in life in prison, first, of course. The CSAM planting stuff is just to run his name through the mud and make sure no one ever speaks positively about him again

I played through My Friend Pedro over the weekend when I had a few hours to chill. I can’t promise that it’ll keep you preoccupied for long but I really enjoyed it

So can I post something that’s NOT Mangione’s manifesto and just change a word or two?

“Hello, I’m Johnny Cash”

And with that, the greatest live album of all time begins

Why didn’t they just choose to be born in america??

It’s “Genocide Jon” Fetterman BTW

You gotta love how the cost of everything went up 30% minimum but “inflation” is only up 3%

Almost certainly. The Dems in power aren’t worried about a second Trump administration. If anything, they’re excited for it. What terrifies them is the idea of a third party, progressive candidate getting office.

I worked at a Pizza Hut in highscool and the first months of college. I’d never eat there as a civilian but some of the shit were (the workers) made was downright delectable.

There’s a kind of “unofficial” pizza hut menu that employees share around with all kinds of crazy stuff that you could never get just by customizing it online. The “twice-baked Hut Favorite meatball supreme” was my favorite and it took like 20 minutes to make all-in-all. I miss having that metabolism

Prose =/= format

Simple, CEOs are not human beings. Because murder can only happen between human beings, the top picture is mislabeled. I’d call it something like pest control.

Good. Fucking class traitor will get what he deserves, which is nothing at all