You know, this could be used as a win for HRT. Demand treatment for your depression.

Hi, my name is Pavidus… And I have a problem.

Last night I attempted this, but failed miserably. I took one sweet, sweet drink from my glass, and while pondering another drink, fell back asleep while holding the glass. I gasped when cold water ran all over me, and was then left soaked and completely awake. I contemplated how I could have been successful living on this planet for decades and still fail at drinking water.

Will try again tonight.

I look at usernames. If it’s one I recognize, I generally don’t engage.