My internet is really slow so I got shocked by this, dial-up line-by-line style.

I laughed.

YES.

Does anyone even remember time magazine’s person of the year more than a couple of weeks after it’s released?

Other than the meme ones, like “you” in 200-whatever, none of these are even relevant in today’s age.

Every 10 years or so Queenslanders elect our republican equivalent because they’re bored. They send the entire state back 20 years, then they get tossed out for 10 years.

Cycle repeats.

But the moon is lighter than the world…