I wish Linux existed when I was twelve.

I guessed that, but wow. Hilarious

It shouldn’t be like calling the police.

This, but my wife

Perhaps I’m not being accurate. The VW ID.4 is easier for her to enter and exit than the GTI.

He’s just innocent.

I feel bad for driving a big SUV, but I needed something electric that was easy for my wife to get in and out of.

Marlon Brando?

That is the joke, dot jaypeg.

Bleh

Yeah, had to get an Uber just to get some Whataburger

I bet they can

Finally some good news

Christ, even Amazon refunded everyone who bought a Glow.

Scandanavia

Wake me up when you have some actual news

Reminds me of the last time I was in Texas and somebody called the cops on me because I didn’t have a car

Shame it’s not a Spoonerism.

I legally pay for both of those, so I’ll help subsidize it for others.

Where can I see it?