Neither do you, it seems. You’re not a Spinda fan, you’re a not-Spinda hater.

There can be more than one asshole. I will also note that apologising makes them LESS of an asshole, so…

If you can’t build Spinda up without tearing every other Pokemon down, you don’t truly respect it.

Jarman and 11 other finalists were tasked with playing a simulated game of World of Warcraft via spreadsheet

How did he manage to fit the award ceremony into his busy schedule of having sex with beautiful models? …Probably with a spreadsheet, now I think about it.

Imagine being so unable to pleasure women that you’re jealous and petty against your wife’s dildo collection.

People asking why someone posted a picture of a pokemon to social media. It’s can’t just be that he likes Breloom or anything.

“Pokemon creature” is the most inhuman way to say that.

“Oh, there wasn’t any political agenda we need to acknowledge. He only did it because he plays radical, violent video games like Among Us. I wouldn’t be surprised if he committed suicide in prison after beating himself unconscious while all the cameras were unsuspiciously turned off.”

This is the most upsetting, and most literal, instance of “not the onion”

No, when THEY do it, it’s just condolidated democracy with a voting population of one. When OTHERS do it, it’s dictatorship from a weak, power-hungry lunatic.

Striving for purity is a fools errand. Striving to be better than you were before? That could work.

If you think you’re pure, you definitely aren’t.

I’ll have you know that Ducktective has a big mystery element, and a lot of humour that goes over kids heads!

I mean, you can do whatever you want. But I would strongly recommend not using AI at all.

If you can’t draw (like me), then find an asset pack that’s close enough to what you want and do some minor edits to make it fit. Even a quick little doodle will have more heart and soul than an AI can ever try to poorly emulate.

Ever seen a game called “Thomas was Alone”? Every character is made of simple rectangles in different colours and sizes. You don’t need much.

I just checked, and Dragon Quest 2 released in January of the same year as both of those games and ends with you fighting Malroth, god of destruction. If anything is patient zero, it’s the Dragon Quest series.

You can always spot a Kirby fan based on how they react to a butterfly appearing late into the game.

Skies of Arcadia.

For one thing, the entire setting is just a bunch of floating islands, and I love that trope.

For another, there’s 6 moons, each with elemental powers. The land under each moon is affected by these powers, making the land under the red moon a scorching desert, and the land under the green moon a thick jungle.

Then there’s the subtle mysteries. There’s an iron star in the atmosphere, which is a satalite but everyone forgot what it’s called. There’s a black moonstone, but no black moon to go with it. There’s a looper of every moon colour, but there’s also a black looper that only shows up once you defeat the main villain.

I think, most of all, I love the tone. Pirates fight an evil empire, and a heroic, upbeat attitude is never punished.

Forbes did the math once and determined that Smaug, a dragon embodied by greed and selfishness, is worth $62 billion. There are 17 people richer than him.

Smaug was shot in the heart and it was a morally good act.

Defence lawyers are only really vilified for opposing the police. After all, they’re helping someone the police arrested, and everyone the police arrest are evil, right?

It’s kind of been a running thing that the only way to make a group of cops the good guys is to have them point out how bad most cops actually are. There’s an episode where Terry gets racially profiled and has to sacrifice a promotion so he can get even a little bit of justice. There’s an episode where NYPD posters keep getting defaced, and Gina has to point out how most people hate cops for good reasons. The series starts with Holt pointing out the NYPD kept him from getting promoted due to being a gay black man, then promoted him when they thought it would make them look good.

Heck, all of season 8 is spent opposing a police union and trying to stop police corruption.

It’s copaganda that desperately didn’t want to be copaganda.