Police officer at the mall:

Attention all units, emergency on theater level, suspect six foot two, brown hair. He is one gigantic motherfucker…

walks around with giant ass log on shoulder

Dis iz how ve do et in Austria. To hell vit rulez and safety!

Or:

Shit gets worse, we’re all homeless, we protest, they sick AI drones to kill us, but oppsie they were made by Tesla, so they break down and malfunction in the rain and fall apart. So we trebuchet the billionaire class into the Grand Canyon during a giant party.

Calling it now.

2026 with the economy in free fall and the Republicans about to be voted out of office, he will make his move to fully seize control and declare martial law to stop elections.

The moves they are talking about will absolutely destroy the economy and plunge us into the abyss.

On one hand, I’m like:

Fuck em. Its what they constantly vote for, so let the stupid bastards take themselves out

On the other:

There are a lot of non stupid people who will be affected by the doctors leaving.

Republicans are also open to shooting them, but baby steps here people.

🤣

Oh, darn. Maybe next time it will be permanent.

Watter’s assertion that:

"He’s gonna get annihilated on the inside, and good.”

Is probably bullshit. To have the balls to walk up and ice the 21st century version of a vampire will be huge in prison. They hate corporate America just as much as we do.

Just slip in:

“All Republicans must register as sex offenders and forfeit 99.9% of personal wealth to protect children under the age of 18.”

commences stabbing

Start building Sea Drones, Taiwan.

Lots of them.

Wait…

Accepting a pardon is an admission of guilt. I thought they did nothing wrong and it was peaceful.

Look.

I know we helped destroy your towns, infrastructure, and people, and gave Assad all the gas based munitions to kill your women and children, but…come on lol. It was joke bro!

That YouTube clip lol

“No no no. You have to shut up and let me cook.”

He would be on camera already if he was in Moscow.
Someone would have captured footage of it and leaked it on line.

Unique ability as a practical problem-solver

Lmao

There is also lack of him popping up like a fucking wack a mole to bitch about being overthrown.

I didn’t say that it would be insurgent fire.

Just that Weak Chin MaGee would be shot down.

Link plz this is crazy