Flattery gets you nowhere (except a seat at the cool kids table)

Full size adult handcuffs, then tazed when they (predictably) slip out and try to go to hide because they’re children goddamnit and they’re fucking cops.

Nothing quite like gathering a few friends and beating the crap out of each other with those lightsabers

Welcome to Costco, i love you

That’s pretty impressive even by cat standards.

I look forward to reading tomorrow what level of ratfuckery to expect from him.

Sympathy for the CEO is nonexistent, the general vibe is “he had it coming”.

Or just a pokemon trainer

I don’t say this to be derogatory, but his speech patterns remind me of the special needs students from middle school. Significantly moreso after his first term; he could speak fairly coherently throughout his first term AFAIK.

He is very clearly mentally unwell, and it’s terrifying that he is in any way able to gain this level of power. I wouldnt put elder abuse out of the question, he just seems to say things and repeat things that get good reactions from the people around him.

“It does exactly what you tell it to do.”

I honestly think the original Japanese is better, the tone of voice for this scene is just so much more unhinged than the dub (couldn’t find a clip of the subbed version sadly)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lX2cdDlU1Ug

It’s more like he’s the little brother with an unplugged controller. Then mom makes you let him play (hes voted into power) and he fucks up your save file.

Dudes fuckin’.

There’s a difference between “villainous bulldog” and “association with them may get you shot in parts of america” (Appalachia IIRC)

Genuine question; how do you prevent freezing pipes in cold climates with instahot taps? AFAIK There’s only so much insulation can do about that (although what i know is pretty little when it comes to plumbing/insulation)

They have also had over a century to rename themselves and haven’t, which means they want the reputation the name has.

My reaction was more or less “straight from boy to H-cups? Ouch”

Payed some stuff off that’s been looming over me for a while, feels good. Got myself some stuff I’ve been wanting/needing too (little bit of furniture, a new jacket that blocks the wind better).