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1·7 hours agoThe former SVP of Apple Retail Ron Johnson, specifically. He actually thought the people who shopped at JC Penny were the same as the people who shopped at an Apple Store.
4·7 hours agoIt wasn’t the first temptation of Christ, and it sure as hell won’t be the last.
2·7 hours agoThere’s a Venn diagram of an onion and the Earth. And they are slowly but surely moving to overlap each other.
4·7 hours ago“QAPLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA’”
2·8 hours agoJust sell one mint Black Lotus card and you’re set. You might even find someone with a CT machine willing to trade!
Ah yes, the WristEnder 5000.
962·1 day agoFirst to industrialize
The Japanese were dumbstruck when the Dutch showed them machinery. They had been handpicking rice and painting lewd pictures of octopi up until that point.
6·1 day agoLiving there your whole life, or just passing through??
3·1 day agoThat is tremendously cursed!
1·1 day agoGet you a lawyer that think it’s possible to prove a negative.
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Due to interdimensional events.
I was brought up on a Commodore 64. I wrote my first program at the age of six using a guide from a computer magazine.
Make of that what you will.
You forgot the other two mads.
Social acceptance lies in the delivery.
2·2 days agoWhat’s French for “Woopsie.”?
1·3 days agoI just need to hear him scream “HERESY!” once, and I’ll be satisfied.
9·3 days agoWatching this malarkey from Japan. I’m ~80% sure me and my family are safe.
A lot of Thags in his family.