My unfounded conspiracy theory is some questionable legal methods were used used to track him and the whole McDonalds snitch is a cover to make the search legal and arrest him. I can’t understand how someone who saw the photos released could have positively identified him.

Little known fact, but all the ghosts in Luigi’s mansion are health insurance CEOs, and Nintendo’s already suing for copyright infringement.

Don’t forget about his obsession with women’s feet!

tbh my grandma considered movies and TV brainrot and my parents don’t understand why people watch someone playing a video game on Youtube rather than playing. I think there are legitimate criticisms of Tik Tok and other social media, but this just reads as that simpsons quote:

I used to be with ‘it’, but then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now what I’m with isn’t ‘it’ anymore and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary. It’ll happen to you!

IIRC, Snowden wasn’t eligible for a jury trial, because he worked for the NSA and, so it they were pushing for a secret court-martial trial. Who knows if Snowden would have actually done it, but I remember he said he would return to the US if it were a jury trial.

The Substance. Go see it.