This is an actual boomer moment. Man they think they’re making video games sound sooo scary but literally everyone not a boomer knows what among us is except these fools. I wouldn’t be surprised if some amazonian tribes know what among us is.

The patriot in me smiles every time I microwave the water. Yankee Doodle, motherfuckers.

This was known.

Pretty much all candy was designed to shut kids up.

You can’t really talk and chew caramel.

In my thesis, I will…

Vegans: we’ll have only a little vegetable cruelty, as a treat.

Whatever keeps the high horse fed.