Hey man, Noone plans on their partner having a pathological obsession with the hundreds of shades and finishes of “white”

Be it paint or something else, prepare yourself to be completely confused and frustrated and decide its not worth arguing about because you love them. I wish I could help, but over the years I have never figured out what to say to help her make her decisions. Best to say little and listen a lot.

No, don’t throw the younger generations under the bus to clean up our messes.

If nothing else we are ride or die with them.

Mmmmm parts-per-million of delicious heat degraded plastic.

If it is bending it is sheding tons.

I mean poo poo doo doo shitpost

They asked why they would kill a patsy. In theory it’s just to placate the public and reduce likelihood of copycats.

Case closed, no loose ends

Do you mean green Mario?

No itsa me, Luigi.

The balls on this guy. What a crazy IP universe to try and open.

Well now I wanna really see him tbag the CEO corpse. Maximum disrespect pro gamer move.

What are all the Christmas stories all about? It’s always someone being greedy and changing their ways. It is a value in America to be generous and to change your ways. We have just forgotten…

We just have to actually listen to our revered holiday stories. Shove them down their throats

This fucking world Jesus lol

Yeah, trying to claim him for the democrats or Republicans is a great way to get back to the same old shit instead of reframing to battle to be against the rich.

Bring me the Luigi crossover memes. Bring me them all.

Cheers to the Syrian people, may your future be your own!

Well, they couldn’t tell the truth and risk a more liberal candidate.

Well if you would stop stealing the ball mice and chucking them across the class then I wouldn’t have to make hard boiled ones. Looking at you Jason.

Depends. Maryland is home for a ton of federal workers. Lots of money on the table which trickles down to other businesses

earning

Woah slow down there partner, I believe you are giving a bit too much credit there

Receiving is neutral and still points out they are not working for that money.

Makes you wonder what else is on the table if a few more “claims get denied”

I like that euphemism. They claim not to be psychopathic greedy leeches, the evidence shows otherwise, we deny them.

That will go well for America…