If this is serious, V2 is verb second. So in main clauses, the finite verb is in second position while the rest comes at the end.

Either that or there is a gigantic dam at the border

I mean the beard does look similar

My native language is V2 SOV. I’m playing both teams and I’m always losing

Mine are he/him/his. I don’t get why people don’t mention their possessive pronouns

We still say “15 Euro 20” while writing “15,20€” and neither has ever changed, I think. My childhood memories of DM aren’t that sharp

I don’t know how big this effect really is but French changed their orthography during the renaissance to make it more Latin like

LangFocus has a video about that effect. It’s called something like “Why does Portuguese sound like Russian”. There are quite some phonetic and phonotactic similarities

Most certainly a Taurus, Tauruses don’t believe in zodiac. Source: I’m a Taurus.

All except for the accusative because why would you keep the nominative when you can also keep the accusative

“And now to our sponsor NordVPN. You want to listen to a station but the signal is too weak?”

Tell them it’s like a livestream but all the time

I think you’re on to something…

But is that true for other units, too? Like miles or kilometers or kilograms or whatever you use

That’s why I’m proud to be an indoor human

No one is free until everyone is free

“You try to stop me from killing marginalized groups? So much for the tolerant left!”

Hard to see through the windows but there seem to be normal seats too

Maybe you can solve the problem by letting immigrants in