Rules 5 & 6. Don’t make me get the spray bottle.

Mon cousin?

What you’re seeing is Advanced Warfare

I thought the 4 hour presentation was pretty clear on the many reasons we should be mobilizing femboy assets within theater.

Imagine going to your eye doctor appointment and it’s fucking Assad.

Ah yes, the ASM-SS1

How does this comment have 3 upvotes and the one telling us to mount a fucking space shuttle on it has none? Some of yall in the wrong damn community.

Oh well, that’s why we have drones

leans rocking chair all the way back

Preparing to engage maximum range!

It’s better to hear about what actually happened two days later than spend time forming opinions about what might have happened right now

Lmao do you know where you are??? This is NCD, I have recklessly violent opinions over shit that only exists in my head.

Today is a day of victory for chins everywhere

Not America, no. But I see the benefit of conscription with turds like North Korea on your border.

America needs 175 million soldiers

I came violently upon seeing these words and wasn’t able to read the surrounding text.

we just don’t need that many soldiers anymore.

I know we’re being noncredible but damn

I know we just met but I feel very confident leaving the fate of the free world in your hands. Just cool it with the warcrimes okay, all that teabagging is going land you in the Hague.

WW3 is gonna be a 5v5 on de_dust2

Rods from god that sumbich directly at the Kremlin

That floating piece of shit should have been put out to pasture a long time ago

he’s dead

Yeah, dead… nervous laughter

And before you ask, no, I’m not keeping Pringles-shin alive in a vat in my basement conducting my own Winter Soldier experiment. That would be ridiculous.

I found context on r*ddit:

Context: It’s 1950, Korean War. Mao’s son joins PVA. His commander Peng is like “bruh no, your dad will literally make me face the wall if you die” but Daddy Mao overrules him. So they stick him in “safe” HQ caves as a “secretary” (aka nepotism enjoyer).

The absolute PEAK of this story: my man decides to make egg fried rice IN BROAD DAYLIGHT when there’s explicit orders to only cook at night because, you know, US AIR SUPREMACY EXISTS 🇺🇸

Some B-26 chads doing their daily photo recon: “yo what’s that smoke coming from those caves? 👀”

Fortunately, American military industrial complex has solution: Spicy sky juice (napalm)