If you can’t tell, then you don’t have one.

My favorite spoonerism growing up was when someone in church would say “Bow your eyes and close your heads”. I haven’t been to church in 15 years but it still makes me chuckle thinking about it.

My favorites are Dr. Richard Chopp (a urologist) and Les McBurney (a fire chief).

This was written by Hank Hill

Still need liners sometimes

Forgive my ignorance, but for what? Do you have discharge like a cis woman would?