The heart wants what it wants. We cannot decide for it.

He’s even smiling. My guy sells propane.

I want to see Buc-ee’s and the fast food chain Cookout go international. That’s authentic American food, and it’s pretty damn tasty.

I don’t even know if we’re talking about the same thing so don’t feel bad

Maybe so far

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Seems like it was a joke that the “car” is a motorcycle in disguise.

I don’t feel good about either. Haven’t for a couple years.

Maybe he just wasn’t asking or telling if you know what I mean.

This week I actually got to use some old cranks I had saved from a bike I replaced.

Ok I’m not actually going to ride those cranks. I just needed to fit them on the bike to confirm the other cranks were bent and not the bike frame itself.

Now I’m going to buy new replacement cranks and keep the old ones AND the bent ones for some reason…

You joke, but Call of Duty improved my laser tag abilities considerably. Not to say laser tag equals war, but some strategies and concepts carry over.

I bet the North Koreans are struggling with things like “left click the mouse see to select what you want. Right click the mouse to bring up an options menu.” “No. Don’t point the mouse at the screen. Just move it around on top of this little pad. See the arrow moving when you do that?”

I love this meme but have no proper nerds in my life that would understand and appreciate it.

Wasn’t that the guy who was later found to be innocent? He tried to fight the charges, got convicted, killed himself, and THEN they figured out he really didn’t do it?

Swapped neck blueprints with penis blueprints