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8 hours agoI’m glad High on Life delivered so much more than the storyboards
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50·12 hours agoOH WOW, MITCH! THAT’S VERY FUCKING HELPFUL, MITCH MCCONNELL!
Remember that time back in March when you endorsed Trump instead of disavowing everything he stands for and then he made fun of you for it during a November campaign rally? That’s some really fucking winner shit, asshole.
Anyway, thanks for warning is about the impending disaster that you helped cause over decades of abusive politics.
34·1 day agoToo much. And most of it is bad…
3·2 days ago“Look out, everyone, I’m coming!”
I’m not a huge fan of my father-in-law falling asleep while driving on the highway and then lying and saying that he was just thinking/meditating. I guess, also add my father-in-law thinking that driving down the highway is an acceptable time to meditate.
Okay, but hear me out: I don’t live in fear of rapists and rapists usually don’t fit in the box of “people I fantasize about boning in my dream world where I have some overinflated value.” What if I imagine myself being naked with a woman who used to have a penis? What if people with penises imagine being naked with ME?? I’m scared! I need to vote for a criminal representative of my shittiest expectations again!
How do I made my deposit??
Egads! They broke the law and/or code of honor?? Someone should do something!
📎 Looks like you’re writing a manifesto, would you like some suggestions?
I hope their upper management is eaten before the end of the week
211·2 days agoShut up about should and just fucking do it, Luigi Mangione.
Sincerely,
Luigi Mangione
I’m disappointed that the Deep State stole my Jew laser. Why can’t we have anything nice? *Looks at Israel* Why can’t we keep nice things?
How’d they get a picture of me?
1·3 days agoSome tax loophole asshole?
Not that I know of, which would make the attempt of a Presidential pardon so much more awesome. Hence the “fuck y’all”
3·3 days agoThat’s a solution I could get behind!
Purchase was the wrong word. Acquire?
For Devo’s 40th anniversary album, Vice published a great article about them being the most misunderstood band of all time. Calling Devo a one-hit-wonder is a sign of ignorance shared with the majority of society. I probably would have thought the same before reading that article