Trump is looking into this delusionality thing.

Free Luigi!

So which bus did he take for the commute?

Free Luigi! He didn’t to it, but if he did I would still vote for him on the next presidential election because that’s where we are now. One more presidential requirement…must be a criminal.

Just play along… If that fuck does even 1% of this we should be so Lucky.

Trump: hey! I got an idea that could lower those prices and fix our borders…we will bring enough migrants in to be able to plant, care for and harvest our food crops which are not easily automated! In return the migrants may eventually become residents or citizens. We’ll have the best migrants only by asking them questions before bringing them in such as…do you work hard or are you hardly working and happy to see me? It will be the best question ever asked of any one. And to the bad Compadres, we will tell them “you’re fired” ha ha ha! It will be the best. Best carrots and apples and oranges we have ever tasted…we will also have water desalination plants to water all the crops. And we will donate our surplus to countries like Ukraine who may need support for a while.

I think the brows are awesome.

Yeah, our IT is two guys.

The aluminum coalition: you wouldn’t steel a car!

So, funny story, I had my foreskin mummified the other day. Have you guys seen it? I smeared some pineapple cotton candy mixed with motor oil on it…accidentally.

Good thing I opted out of the annual Caterpillar house destruction tests when I got my Caterpillar themed safety boots. I can just hear the regerts of so many people who didn’t fill out the opt out form and then mailed it back. Didn’t they read? Every year they pick 10 houses and bulldozer them. That’s it. There was no building back nothing. I bet that’s what help people.

Used for the photo. Also, he’s not brand new. The new ones cry a lot.

I tried. It got worse because there was a crack in the plastic. Now I got Windows on my desk and it’s spilling on the floor. Scotch tape won’t hold much longer!

Unless you got a baby. Like you need to be in an accident that will take 9 months to conclude…say you’re the only female astronaut going to the space station for a weekend on a Boeing starliner spacecraft but it starts leaking helium. What would you do if you suddenly needed to pay for inter spacial health care but open enrollment was a month ago? I don’t known what, but I’d start gathering tungsten parts from around the craft and I’d take some spacewalks at strategic times to loose said parts straight on to -toss has censored this part- and the car would roll down the hill in American movie style and we’d be laughing! Wait what about a baby! You could get pregnant in space and then you could sign up!..the baby, not you.

I Wonder if I’m allowed to say things without actually meaning. I mean you guys are right. But if Google’s ponzi tzar got united health cared, I would do a little dance in the kitchen before getting my rice crispy milk from the fridge. I assume that we are allowed to have good will thoughts as well as I’ll will thoughts. Is thinking still allowed and can we say “fuck Google” in more meaningful ways? Like “I hope your flight leaves early asshole!” Or phrases with a little more sharpness like " I hope your company spirals into nothingness soon!" But now I’m afraid to express my displeasure.

That’s an easy 6 billion profit! Just pick them up in an ambulance and have them overnight for an upset stomach ulcer.

Sales tax: yes that’ll be 11% thanks!

Police: Here’s 10, thousand dollars! Thanks for the tip!

The fed: oh I see you made some extra money, Here’s your entire one thousand dollars after tax!

Ah OK almost as good.

Imagine those VPNs just burning porn thru the cables. Imagine the size of their blue balls just waiting for a chance to see maybe some cleavage at church!