Democratic political consultants milked the campaign for a shitload of money and likely led the charge to “pivot conservative so you don’t lose!”

It’s bullshit to assume it was corrupt by design, however.

Those just glorify the military industrial complex - this event broke the cardinal rule of being effectively anti-capitalist.

Nah, that’s a load of bs. The Democrats lost to Trump due to deep internal corruption and incompetence.

It’s the end of his story that really fits well and absolutely part of history that bears repeating.

That’s like 1% of working Americans, it’s absolutely fucking huge.

The AI drones are actually just hired actors in skin tight robot suits with cardboard flaps for wings.

Never has been.

But everyone has to know how hard Trump was SLAMMED for this.

This isn’t a lamf moment. Ford is certainly conservative and a terrible person in many ways but Canadian conservatives are strongly in favor of free trade.

This actually might be one of the better responses I’ve seen because the US is highly energy dependent on Canada (especially Quebec).

Uh, is your phone bulging? It might just be the lighting but if it’s visibly bulging please stop being anywhere near it.

As it always is… a short, fat, narcissistic asshole steals the attention from the real hero.

I double checked just for maximum hypocrisy but MO apparently isn’t one of the permanent felon disenfranchisement states - so once time/probation is served convicted felons regain their voting rights.

That makes me throw up slightly less, I guess.

Well it sounds like the UK would legitimately chose to be part of the EU at this point.

But, given the immense headache that was separation I think the EU doesn’t want to readmit them just to have them flip flop again.

Basically, the UK has shown that they’re a bunch of chucklefucks unworthy of trust.

You don’t owe it to society to be productive. If you’re happier then you’ve made a positive change.

The Adjuster comes for us all, eventually.

Fuck TIME and fuck them giving him even more oxygen for no good reason.

Pardon all drug offenders you fuck.

We’re still absolutely fucked as a country but… I’m not going to knock good news.

May he abide over your happiness as he does us all.

Heretic. There is no true God but the Emperor.

You’re lucky Mars is so useful otherwise we’d exterminatus your asses.