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minus-squarenickwitha_k (he/him)@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up133arrow-down1·3 days agoBecause the undigested corn kernel husks are filled with poop.
minus-squareTrack_Shovel@slrpnk.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up76·3 days agoTIL I’m corn because I’m full of shit
minus-squareStupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up21·2 days agoIf that’s true, I’m an entire cob.
minus-squareTrailblazing Braille Taser@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 days agoWell, you’re certainly not a logician
minus-squarewolfpack86@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 days agoBut like why did they fill up all plump and not just be like a deflated balloon.
minus-squaretooclose104@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up11·2 days agoFarts blow open the empty kernels like a plastic bag in the wind, then the poop gets in them
minus-squarewolfpack86@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 day agoFinally someone with a science based explanation
minus-squarenickwitha_k (he/him)@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 days agoLikely because of the pressure that experienced when the feces mines through the colon.
minus-squarewolfpack86@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 day agoSorry buddy but swim underwater with a deflated balloon and you get a deflated balloon… Not a poopflated kernel.
minus-squarenickwitha_k (he/him)@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up1·16 hours agoBalloons are elastic. This would be more like a plastic bag. Plus, there’s more than water in poop, or there should be unless you’re having a really bad time.
Because the undigested corn kernel husks are filled with poop.
TIL I’m corn because I’m full of shit
If that’s true, I’m an entire cob.
Well, you’re certainly not a logician
But like why did they fill up all plump and not just be like a deflated balloon.
Farts blow open the empty kernels like a plastic bag in the wind, then the poop gets in them
Finally someone with a science based explanation
Likely because of the pressure that experienced when the feces mines through the colon.
Sorry buddy but swim underwater with a deflated balloon and you get a deflated balloon… Not a poopflated kernel.
Balloons are elastic. This would be more like a plastic bag. Plus, there’s more than water in poop, or there should be unless you’re having a really bad time.
“Scoop some poop,… for science!”