323 school shootings at K-12 this year
Don’t they make enough money that they can pay their own security or set up their own hotline? Why does the citizens have to pay for it? Maybe their insurance can pay for it since it’s a high risk job.
Watch Congress turn bodyguards into something you can get a tax break for, like they did for private jets under Trump’s tax reform. In the end they’ll find a way to make sure we pay for it, not them.
Employees like that are generally already tax deductable.
“Hi yes I’d like to report that a CEO is about to make a decision that could hurt themselves or millions of others. Yes i would like to have them committed and watched for the minimum amount of time. Thank you for your help.”
This idea would not be terrible, actually, you just need the right class allies on the other side of the line
We should normalise saying “just another healthcare denial shooting” like people say “just another gang rivalry shooting”.
Giving them a special CEO hotline that normal folk can’t use isn’t going to make them more popular.
Errr…you guys have to wait on hold on 911? This isn’t just a joke?
Yes, in some jurisdictions this is common.
It’s a joke alright
Legit, i thought that thing in only murders was just a bit
And now the rich get their own military for use against the citizens
They’ve always had it.
That’s it, I’m founding my own LLC so I can be a CEO
I’m confused. Was there another CEO killed or harmed? Or was it still just the one? I mean, if CEOs were falling like flies in NY state, then I guess it would make sense to have a special hotline for a task force or something.
But if it’s still a tiny number of CEOs, then something like this would be a giant waste of government resources.
The only other one I know of is Bob Lee, the Cash App one a year and a half ago. The circumstances were completely different however, as His brother-in-law stabbed him in a ‘scuffle’ after Bob supposedly became manic (from drugs and/or alcohol) and attacked the guy.
The case has been ongoing since, though the jury is supposed to read a verdict in a little under 7 hours (9:30am PST)
https://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local/bob-lee-murder-nima-momeni-verdict/3716867/
Sometimes, wasting government resources is the point.
America on that any% speedrun to become Cyberpunk universe… trauma team, anyone?
I’ve said many times the only thing missing between this reality and a cyberpunk dystopia is full-dive VR.
Satire is dead. Not enough CEOs have followed suit.
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Link for today’s lucky few who haven’t seen this yet:
The IT Crowd: New emergency number:
https://youtu.be/HWc3WY3fuZU177013
Missing #**#8# at the end
I don’t think so?
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Well, being a CEO should be considered suicidal ideation. We already have a hotline for that.
