cool not me then

I took a test once and it told me I was a filthy socialist.

It is my core belief that corporations need to be hit with big sticks regularly to keep them in check

I don’t know what a tankie is and at this point I’m afraid to ask.

You have to make sure you make threats so outlandish that you couldn’t possibly execute them, like “I’m going to grab Trump by the ankle and spin around really fast, and then let go, launching him directly into the sun”

I pray for them to receive a karmic, consequentialist outcome for all the things they’ve done.

I think the one without the mouth hole is better

Meanwhile

[looks up at dishwasher from phone]

“It has a filter?”

I think the two handles were just put in at different times, or are made of different materials.

If the top handle was “dirty” the discoloration would be localized around the gripping point

Reddit banned me for saying I should be allowed to punch Nazis, appeal silently declined within the hour. Didn’t consider it worth pursuing further, had reddit-shaped hole.