i get up so early people call it “late” and go to bed in the afternoon.

If only he’d fucking stay down.

Let’s not warn or threaten, actually; it spoils the element of surprise.

Ideally, the enemy should never see it coming.

I like public restroom doors that have a handle like protrusion down near the bottom for your foot

… wait, there are some americans who put the tea BAG in the microwave with the water?!?

I’ve MADE tea using a microwave before and it was ALWAYS “heating the water in the microwave, then adding the teabag to the hot water”, it never even crossed my MIND to have the tea bag inside the microwave, and frankly that sounds AWFUL.

is it even on the chart when my water cooler at home has a hot spigot that dispenses water at just the right temperature for tea brewing? it’s basically like having a kettle that’s always ready…

… is that a thing people argue about? O_o

I suppose … people will argue about anything, really. I just never considered this in particular before…

… due to my asexuality blinding me to whatever pervy presence probably exists in this content, it’s hitting me as incredibly wholesome. And I kinda needed that ._.

edit: okay i’m not entirely blind to it, they really do rub it in your face that the MC is getting really hot and bothered by all this, and the panty shots and cleavage are gratuitous. But… like I said, I’m dulled to it. So it’s all taking a backseat to the camaraderie between this big gaggle of cheerful energetic girls. Which is just … nice.

Perhaps funko needs their claims adjusted.

The American era is over.

The country had a chance to pull itself in a corrective direction, but it has fallen to the jackals, being dragged down and torn apart as we speak.

By jackals of course I mean oligarchs. The time has come for them to strip the United States for parts, sell everything for even the tiniest profit, and then leave it to rot.

Millions will die as essential infrastructural systems collapse.

That’s already present in the original post. “I have an amazing product for that.”

if ever it does become a thing, it must be this.

Digg had the “digg effect”.

Presently, it has nothing.

Digg is dead. Its main page is nothing but a bunch of zero effort AI-Slop listicles. I had to actually LOOK for any mention of anything relevant actually going on there, and when I DID finally see a news story about The Claims Adjuster allegedly being caught, there was like … ONE comment. A based comment, admittedly: “Hero.” - but still only one comment.

What do you mean when you say “has nothing to do with communism?”

Generally when you publish negative propaganda about something you …

*checks notes*

LIE about it.

i.e. “Communism is when the government owns your toothbrush!”

Fact: The government owning your toothbrush has nothing to do with communism.

“Thank goodness the economic system I advocate for has nothing to do with the government owning your toothbrush, and therefore is, by the definition of ‘communism is when the government owns your toothbrush’, definitely not communism and is instead ‘your toothbrush is yours and yours alone’-ism.”

Well, they’ll describe a bunch of made up shit that actually has nothing to do with communism and say “that’s communism”. So all we have to do is attach a new label to all the shit that communism actually is and call it something with better branding.

If anybody tries to accuse what we want of being communism we’ll just use their own definitions of communism against them. “Communism is defined as <x>, <y>, and <z>, and none of those things are what I’m proposing, hope that helps :)”

yeah bro exactly! and sometimes when I’m reading a book and it’s a female character pov i wanna read to myself out loud without butchering all her lines! you know, regular dude stuff!

[the totally natural impulse of a perfectly normal cis dude to take an intense interest in this kind of content intensifies]