No, no, no… He places it as the 9,876,546,207th greatest mistake. So, still technically correct if he were listing the top 10 billion mistakes.

She really isn’t though. She pretends to be.

EDIT: …and just to be clear… I meant she pretends to be hot. And yes, she’s dumb as a rock.

Fasting can be healthy for your body, helps the repair process. However, this idiot thinks it’s a sacrifice for whatever reason.

It won’t work for Intel anyway. God is too busy helping NFL teams reach the playoffs.

…continues, you mean.

Twitter no longer exists… therefore, the tweet is fake.

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This is not The Far Side.

My wife doesn’t really play many videogames, but we both enjoyed “It Takes Two.” Pixar-level storytelling.