A “Soap Opera.” It was a popular old daytime television show aimed towards housewives for when the kids were in school.

Wouldn’t you have to walk like you shit yourself to avoid scratching the hell out of your ankles with those?

Technically I have 15 cats right meow, and it’s too damned many. Had 5, but last summer two stray momma cats gave birth to 4 kittens each, so I spent the summer making friends with them so I could take them in and get them fixed.

Most are done now, there’s 3 left to get fixed that have to wait until maybe August before I can afford to get them done. (It’s $200 a pop here and I don’t have a lot of spare cash so they’ve been getting done in batches.)

But at least they’re all happy and healthy and safe aside from the one momma who needed some meds for a bit (She’s better now too).