“Too Like The Lightning” pops to mind, but it’s a weird read.

I mean, I’m married and neither me or my partner have a ring.

I get you. When eating (Greek) yoghurt as a kid, any separated liquid had to be mixed back in until it was perfectly homogeneous. When I saw a friend pour out the liquid instead, years later, it was gut-wrenching.

Have you never had minced meat?

Doesn’t magic wormhole do that? I remember there used to be a few websites providing a web interface for it, but I can’t seem to find them anymore.