When you think everyone else is an asshole you might double check

Wait for the next step: the franchise fires the employee because of several 1 star reviews and death threats

But then how can I say “I love you” to my soulmate without the extra suffering and exploitation of human life the real ones provide?

Since that’s a classical guitar something you can try for free is tightening the tuner pegs: there should be a screw holding the gear wheel and if it’s loose try to tighten it with a screwdriver BE GENTLE, DON’T OVERDO IT.
If you’re lucky it might be it, otherwhise do as I said earlier and bring it to a luthier.

With instruments that old there might be many reasons: action too low, uneven frets, degraded nut… The best thing you can do is bring it to a professional luthier. A good one can find what’s your problem in 2 minutes and fix it.

As trivial as it sounds, pornography.
Imagine having to pull out the trench from the winter drawer and drive to another town’s smutt shop, so they don’t recognize you, every time you feel like wanking

Jenga in 2001

The whole “bear vs. man” thing proved that there are still a lot of people out there totally unable to get over themselves. On one side you see people piling on women not knowing the everyday struggle the average woman goes through everyday, on the other side there are people that get mad at memes not accepting that the statement was meant to be over the top in the first place, so it’s ok to find irony in it